coworker: hey henry, did you finish up those reports?
*a sloth is laying on a desk with his hands on a keyboard*
coworker: henry! we need those reports by 2 PM! there's no way you can finish them in time!
*henry remains expressionless*
*henry looks angry, points to somewhere on the desk*
*coworker looks to where henry pointed, sees a stack of papers*
coworker: ah. didn't see those there. it's just that you're a... sloth. and sloths are... slow. and-
*henry looks like hes waiting for the coworker to finish his sentence*
coworker: i mean! ...nothing! haha ha ha
coworker: well, i'll see you downstairs later today for lunch, yeah?
coworker: just make sure you start heading down early since you're--- AHHH I KEEP DOING IT!
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