coworker: hey henry, did you finish up those reports?
*a sloth is laying on a desk with his hands on a keyboard*
coworker: henry! we need those reports by 2 PM! there's no way you can finish them in time!
*henry remains expressionless*
*henry looks angry, points to somewhere on the desk*
*coworker looks to where henry pointed, sees a stack of papers*
coworker: ah. didn't see those there. it's just that you're a... sloth. and sloths are... slow. and-
*henry looks like hes waiting for the coworker to finish his sentence*
coworker: i mean! ...nothing! haha ha ha
coworker: well, i'll see you downstairs later today for lunch, yeah?
coworker: just make sure you start heading down early since you're--- AHHH I KEEP DOING IT!
Promote that sloth!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?