Invisible Bread

blue: almost done cooking this delicious meal! just need some cheese! *blue is in front of open fridge and reaching in* blue (holding a bag of cheese): best by... hmm. hmmmmmm blue (looking at bag, to self): is this date US format or international? is that an 8 or a 5? if it's beyond the "best buy" date, can i still use it? is "i don't see mold" the best metric to use to determine if the cheese is good or not? blue (dumping cheese into meal): what the heck, i'll just use it! *later* blue (sitting at table with food): the cheese wasn't a problem! blue (with food on fork): my lack-luster culinary skills were! *blue closes eyes, puts food into mouth* *blue forces a smile*