red: so, before we could leave, i had to g-----
*text sound interrupts*
red (with phone out): hold on one sec
*looking at phone*
jake: why dont you ever get me oil?! its been exactly one year since you got me some and i know that because i keep track of that kind of stuff! dont ignore me!
red: future cars are so needy...
I’m currently angry at my car because it keeps draining the battery overnight. Maybe it’s still getting back at me for not changing the oil for over a year whoops.
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Never party more than required.
"when it's time to party, we will party hard"
*I jump into a very spikey, deadly, metal abyss*
*party success pending*