red: so, before we could leave, i had to g-----
*text sound interrupts*
red (with phone out): hold on one sec
*looking at phone*
jake: why dont you ever get me oil?! its been exactly one year since you got me some and i know that because i keep track of that kind of stuff! dont ignore me!
red: future cars are so needy...
I’m currently angry at my car because it keeps draining the battery overnight. Maybe it’s still getting back at me for not changing the oil for over a year whoops.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.