clerk: that will be $7.63
red: oof, hope i have enough. let's see what i got
*red puts money on counter*
*money on counter is shown. it's exactly 7.63*
*red notices this and smiles*
*red looks up at the clerk, the clerk also noticed and is smiling*
*red looks over his shoulder, as if he is expecting something*
*banners shoot everywhere. text that says "EXACT CHANGE!!!" in neon appears*
red: what do i win?!
clerk: the things you bought AND a plastic bag!
Those shooting streamer things could put an eye out. Be careful when you get exact change, everyone.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?