blue (holding a jar): guess how many jelly beans are in the jar!
orange: oh man! i'm terrible at games like this! uh uh uh
*blue stands motionless holding a jar with a single jelly bean in it*
A tweet of mine got upgraded into this comic! Look at those words now hanging out with some Invisible Bread people. Fancy!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.