do you struggle with simple math problems?
*guy is struggling with the check*
are you also pretty bad with directions?
*car is driving off a cliff*
are you an engineer as well and feel like you should probably be better at those other things?
*guy is sitting at a computer*
Bonus Wendell for everyone. This is the face he makes when you give him a bit of an orange. My girlfriend and I call it his Orange Face.
This Orange Face is currently the wallpaper on my phone and it makes me happy.
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So it's been 25 years since Dookie?
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I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
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