do you struggle with simple math problems?
*guy is struggling with the check*
are you also pretty bad with directions?
*car is driving off a cliff*
are you an engineer as well and feel like you should probably be better at those other things?
*guy is sitting at a computer*
Bonus Wendell for everyone. This is the face he makes when you give him a bit of an orange. My girlfriend and I call it his Orange Face.
This Orange Face is currently the wallpaper on my phone and it makes me happy.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?