maize: what's wrong, chris?
chris: i've been CURSED!
chris: at the twlfth stroke midnight, every night, be it weekday or weekend, i transform into a sleepy person! i'm asleep in minutes!
maize: i have that too. it's called "getting old"
chris: why didn't you warn me?!
Sounds like that guy just had his 30th birthday.
MICHIGAN JUST HIRED JIM HARBAUGH AND I’M SO EXCITED.
The all caps is no joke. I’ve been pacing around for like an hour watching the press conference.
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So it's been 25 years since Dookie?
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I 👏 CAN'T 👏 STOP 👏 BUYING 👏 PILLOWS
I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
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