maize: what's wrong, chris?
chris: i've been CURSED!
chris: at the twlfth stroke midnight, every night, be it weekday or weekend, i transform into a sleepy person! i'm asleep in minutes!
maize: i have that too. it's called "getting old"
chris: why didn't you warn me?!
Sounds like that guy just had his 30th birthday.
MICHIGAN JUST HIRED JIM HARBAUGH AND I’M SO EXCITED.
The all caps is no joke. I’ve been pacing around for like an hour watching the press conference.
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The spider has been found and murdered. That was a fun and exciting new part of my bedtime routine. Goodnight, all.
There's a spider in my bed somewhere soooooo yeah, I quit.
This here is just a weird text-based adventure.
Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.