maize: what's wrong, chris?
chris: i've been CURSED!
chris: at the twlfth stroke midnight, every night, be it weekday or weekend, i transform into a sleepy person! i'm asleep in minutes!
maize: i have that too. it's called "getting old"
chris: why didn't you warn me?!
Sounds like that guy just had his 30th birthday.
MICHIGAN JUST HIRED JIM HARBAUGH AND I’M SO EXCITED.
The all caps is no joke. I’ve been pacing around for like an hour watching the press conference.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?