interviewer: you've won every major video game tournament over the past five years
interviewer: so tell us, what's your secret?
gamer (in robot voice): I AM A WELL-PROGRAMMED AI INSTALLED IN A ROBOT INSIDE OF A BAG OF SKIN
interviewer: haha, you're hilarious!
gamer (with face making very awkward smile): smile.exe
Not gonna lie, that silly smile he has on his face in the last panel killed me.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?