interviewer: you've won every major video game tournament over the past five years
interviewer: so tell us, what's your secret?
gamer (in robot voice): I AM A WELL-PROGRAMMED AI INSTALLED IN A ROBOT INSIDE OF A BAG OF SKIN
interviewer: haha, you're hilarious!
gamer (with face making very awkward smile): smile.exe
Not gonna lie, that silly smile he has on his face in the last panel killed me.
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