green (at desk): hmm, i just finished all the work i've been given for the week. and it's only thursday morning
green: oh man, what should i do with all this extra time?! AH!
voice 1: ask for more work! people will admire your dedication and you'll get a bigger raise and more responsibility eventually!
voice 2: you're doing too much! do just enough to keep your job and nothing more!
voice 3: you worked hard this week, so go on and and slack off, you've earned it!
voice 4: you're stressing over nothing. stop it
burrito: eat a burrito!
*person is thinking about things*
*soon*
green: burrito it is!
When in doubt, burrito.
eabakerster
Fish tacos are also acceptable.
nunser
You can create burritos with your mind?!?!?! YOU ARE MY HERO!
Never mind they are talking burritos and is kind of creepy…. free burritos, yay!!! (you must be the start of every party everywhere)
Actual
I first learned about the ability to summon burritos in the book Off to be the Wizard .
Had a late lunch, but got all up in a burrito. The ratios and distribution of contents was perfect. It was a very good day for a burrito to end up in my stomach.
Octothorpe
Hahahaha, I had a frozen burrito for lunch today at school :P!!!!
Oraticus
If you also pick up a burrito for the boss, you'll probably still get that raise.
Cow_k
Love the invisible bread portion today. Good times!
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ug. now im hungry
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Any Harry Potter comic line? 😀 just wondering…
My Tweet Action
All the dogs outside right now are all like
"DO YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER?!"
"YES I DO IT'S AMAZING! SO MUCH SUN!"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
Tom Cruise hasn't even jogged yet and I'm getting worried.
I hope I get to see Tom Cruise run in this film.
Those birds outside are soooooo pumped about this weather right now.
I love it.