green (at desk): hmm, i just finished all the work i've been given for the week. and it's only thursday morning
green: oh man, what should i do with all this extra time?! AH!
voice 1: ask for more work! people will admire your dedication and you'll get a bigger raise and more responsibility eventually!
voice 2: you're doing too much! do just enough to keep your job and nothing more!
voice 3: you worked hard this week, so go on and and slack off, you've earned it!
voice 4: you're stressing over nothing. stop it
burrito: eat a burrito!
*person is thinking about things*
green: burrito it is!
When in doubt, burrito.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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