green (at desk): hmm, i just finished all the work i've been given for the week. and it's only thursday morning
green: oh man, what should i do with all this extra time?! AH!
voice 1: ask for more work! people will admire your dedication and you'll get a bigger raise and more responsibility eventually!
voice 2: you're doing too much! do just enough to keep your job and nothing more!
voice 3: you worked hard this week, so go on and and slack off, you've earned it!
voice 4: you're stressing over nothing. stop it
burrito: eat a burrito!
*person is thinking about things*
green: burrito it is!
When in doubt, burrito.
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