Every day actually has a secret item that, when obtained, releases magical happiness. Find those items!
you mean "browse netflix all day" 🙂
There's a deep lesson for us all in finding our secret items. It could be a sense of self-worth, it could be the donut at my coworker's desk.
It's a lot quicker to eat the donut and find out if it makes you happy than it is to not eat it and see if that will make you happy at the end of the day. And then you've got the question answered for the next time. Although, every donut is different so you'll probably have to continue using the scientific method on your coworker's donuts for a while.
It's as if the legendary MMORPG epic, IRL, were actually in play! "ITEM GET!!! +100 HAPPINESS FOR 24 HOURS!!!"
I don't always gorge myself on the couch and binge-watch Netflix, but when I do, I prefer… Dos Burritos.
As I said before, your comics make me die of laughter.
*totally random* is the orange-shirt guy your video games guy? give me a million… no, two paper cuts if I'm wrong.
Trevor is a salty turd bag.
Those burritos are lying exactly where butts have been. Disgusting.