employee: what would you like to eat today?
orange (at counter): hey. i'd like-
*orange is silent*
orange (to self): i've suddenly forgotten the majority of the nouns in the english language
orange: it's the... thing. with two... things? and the melty thing. with the ...crispy things?
employee: double bacon cheeseburger
orange (pointing): yes!
orange (hands on counter): yes!
orange (squishing employee's face): yes.
Nothing like that joy you feel when someone else helps you fill in the blanks. Squish that face.
The book bundle deal ends tomorrow, so you better get on that if that’s a thing you want to get on!
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.