employee: what would you like to eat today?
orange (at counter): hey. i'd like-
*orange is silent*
orange (to self): i've suddenly forgotten the majority of the nouns in the english language
orange: it's the... thing. with two... things? and the melty thing. with the ...crispy things?
employee: double bacon cheeseburger
orange (pointing): yes!
orange (hands on counter): yes!
orange (squishing employee's face): yes.
Nothing like that joy you feel when someone else helps you fill in the blanks. Squish that face.
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All the dogs outside right now are all like
"DO YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER?!"
"YES I DO IT'S AMAZING! SO MUCH SUN!"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
Tom Cruise hasn't even jogged yet and I'm getting worried.
I hope I get to see Tom Cruise run in this film.
Those birds outside are soooooo pumped about this weather right now.
I love it.