employee: what would you like to eat today?
orange (at counter): hey. i'd like-
*orange is silent*
orange (to self): i've suddenly forgotten the majority of the nouns in the english language
orange: it's the... thing. with two... things? and the melty thing. with the ...crispy things?
employee: double bacon cheeseburger
orange (pointing): yes!
orange (hands on counter): yes!
orange (squishing employee's face): yes.
Nothing like that joy you feel when someone else helps you fill in the blanks. Squish that face.
The book bundle deal ends tomorrow, so you better get on that if that’s a thing you want to get on!
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Feels like it's been a while since I've been up this early on a weekend. I usually spend every weekend destroying my sleep schedule.