orange (talking to shady guy): ...hey. whatcha got?
guy in shades: i got-- i mean have. The Good Stuff
guy: bam. briefcase full of fish for sale
orange: ...not quite what i'm looking for. have anything else?
guy: jacket full of used napkins
orange: i'm sorry, i don't think you have what i need... sorry to waste your time
guy: well, let me just show you one last thing
guy (lifting sheet off of a radio flyer): radio flyer full of homemade burritos!
orange: AHH! BINGO!
I’d be willing to give his burritos a try; He seems legit.
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Feels like it's been a while since I've been up this early on a weekend. I usually spend every weekend destroying my sleep schedule.