orange (talking to shady guy): ...hey. whatcha got?
guy in shades: i got-- i mean have. The Good Stuff
guy: bam. briefcase full of fish for sale
orange: ...not quite what i'm looking for. have anything else?
guy: jacket full of used napkins
orange: i'm sorry, i don't think you have what i need... sorry to waste your time
guy: well, let me just show you one last thing
guy (lifting sheet off of a radio flyer): radio flyer full of homemade burritos!
orange: AHH! BINGO!
I’d be willing to give his burritos a try; He seems legit.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.