orange (talking to shady guy): ...hey. whatcha got?
guy in shades: i got-- i mean have. The Good Stuff
guy: bam. briefcase full of fish for sale
orange: ...not quite what i'm looking for. have anything else?
guy: jacket full of used napkins
orange: i'm sorry, i don't think you have what i need... sorry to waste your time
guy: well, let me just show you one last thing
guy (lifting sheet off of a radio flyer): radio flyer full of homemade burritos!
orange: AHH! BINGO!
I’d be willing to give his burritos a try; He seems legit.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?