orange (talking to shady guy): ...hey. whatcha got?
guy in shades: i got-- i mean have. The Good Stuff
guy: bam. briefcase full of fish for sale
orange: ...not quite what i'm looking for. have anything else?
guy: jacket full of used napkins
orange: i'm sorry, i don't think you have what i need... sorry to waste your time
guy: well, let me just show you one last thing
guy (lifting sheet off of a radio flyer): radio flyer full of homemade burritos!
orange: AHH! BINGO!
I’d be willing to give his burritos a try; He seems legit.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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