green kid: oh man, remember when you were training the dog to be able to jump off the couch?
justin: this person has the same name as a small child i knew form years and years ago...
kid: and you had the dog jump down onto your back so she could get down safely?
justin: and has all the same memories and experiences. but the person i'm looking at is all old and tall and stuff
kid: that was pretty awesome!
justin: haha, yeah!
justin: this person has stolen the mind of that poor child. what a jerk
A decade has passed since I last saw them? Haha, no. That’s just some mind thief impostor.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.