red: i hoped you liked Applebee's! don't worry, i got the bill covered
*red puts down a $50 applebee's gift card*
*red gives a look to his date like he's awesome*
red: i got a little something for you as well
red: there ya go!
*red has put baseball cap on girl. it reads " best 1st date ever" and has a little heart on the bill*
The first date with my girlfriend was at Applebee’s. I sure do know how to impress a lady! I was in college at the time though, so that’s gotta make it better, yes?
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no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.about 18 hours ago
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*