red: i hoped you liked Applebee's! don't worry, i got the bill covered
*red puts down a $50 applebee's gift card*
*red gives a look to his date like he's awesome*
red: i got a little something for you as well
red: there ya go!
*red has put baseball cap on girl. it reads " best 1st date ever" and has a little heart on the bill*
The first date with my girlfriend was at Applebee’s. I sure do know how to impress a lady! I was in college at the time though, so that’s gotta make it better, yes?
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?