red (sitting in class): i'm so hungry... i wish i had time to eat before class
red: oh no. no. NO
red's stomach: grumble grumble
red: this is so embarrassing! everyone can hear my stomach.
*grumble grumble grumble*
*something slides in front of red*
*sandwich in front of red*
*don't even worry about it. this one's on me*
*red looks over, the girl who slid him the sandwich is smiling at him*
*red looks very happy*
In class niceness for the win! Now all he’s gotta do is return the favor and take her out to dinner sometime. She seems like a pretty cool girl!
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session