red (sitting in class): i'm so hungry... i wish i had time to eat before class
red: oh no. no. NO
red's stomach: grumble grumble
red: this is so embarrassing! everyone can hear my stomach.
*grumble grumble grumble*
*something slides in front of red*
*sandwich in front of red*
*don't even worry about it. this one's on me*
*red looks over, the girl who slid him the sandwich is smiling at him*
*red looks very happy*
In class niceness for the win! Now all he’s gotta do is return the favor and take her out to dinner sometime. She seems like a pretty cool girl!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?