red (sitting in class): i'm so hungry... i wish i had time to eat before class
red: oh no. no. NO
red's stomach: grumble grumble
red: this is so embarrassing! everyone can hear my stomach.
*grumble grumble grumble*
*something slides in front of red*
*sandwich in front of red*
*don't even worry about it. this one's on me*
*red looks over, the girl who slid him the sandwich is smiling at him*
*red looks very happy*
In class niceness for the win! Now all he’s gotta do is return the favor and take her out to dinner sometime. She seems like a pretty cool girl!
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.