girl: a puppy?! can i pet it?
guy (to self): my plan to meet girls is working! yeaaaaah!
other guy: ahem. puppies. plural. two puppies right here
*girl goes to other guy*
guy: THIS IS FAR FROM OVER, OTHER-SINGLE-GUY!
*later that week*
*girl is petting other guy's puppies*
guy (off screen): ahem!
guy (with many puppies): PUPPIES! many puppies!
*girl's head pops*
guy: ...whoops. too many puppies
That might not have been part of the plan. Be careful with your puppy doses, everyone!
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I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.about 18 hours ago
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*