father: son! i want you to know... that i'm very proud of you!
father: i hope you don't confuse my pride for some other emotion
father (pulls out a knife): because i am super proud that you are my son!
son: thanks dad!
father: you're welcome
father (now super close and holding knife above son's head): SUPER PROUD!
*son is glassy-eyed*
That’s one proud father.
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