father: son! i want you to know... that i'm very proud of you!
father: i hope you don't confuse my pride for some other emotion
father (pulls out a knife): because i am super proud that you are my son!
son: thanks dad!
father: you're welcome
father (now super close and holding knife above son's head): SUPER PROUD!
*son is glassy-eyed*
That’s one proud father.
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
On Tuesdays.about 21 hours ago
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session