orange (walking into room): why is everyone here? what's going on?
blue: nick, this is an intervention
red: we are all worried about you
orange: cool story, bro!
red: this is exactly why we're all here!
green: you overuse internet memes in normal conversation!
orange (imagining they are in the fry meme): not sure if this is really happening or if this is the most boring dream ever
yellow: stop imagining your face as part of a meme!
blue: we can tel you're doing it!
yellow: this needs to stop
*shades come from the top of the screen and land on orange's face*
DEAL WITH IT
green: well, that was just impressive
blue: how the heck?
yellow: i saw the words and everything
Well, in that case!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?