orange (walking into room): why is everyone here? what's going on?
blue: nick, this is an intervention
red: we are all worried about you
orange: cool story, bro!
red: this is exactly why we're all here!
green: you overuse internet memes in normal conversation!
orange (imagining they are in the fry meme): not sure if this is really happening or if this is the most boring dream ever
yellow: stop imagining your face as part of a meme!
blue: we can tel you're doing it!
yellow: this needs to stop
*shades come from the top of the screen and land on orange's face*
DEAL WITH IT
green: well, that was just impressive
blue: how the heck?
yellow: i saw the words and everything
Well, in that case!
My Tweet Action
I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.