orange (walking into room): why is everyone here? what's going on?
blue: nick, this is an intervention
red: we are all worried about you
orange: cool story, bro!
red: this is exactly why we're all here!
green: you overuse internet memes in normal conversation!
orange (imagining they are in the fry meme): not sure if this is really happening or if this is the most boring dream ever
yellow: stop imagining your face as part of a meme!
blue: we can tel you're doing it!
yellow: this needs to stop
*shades come from the top of the screen and land on orange's face*
DEAL WITH IT
green: well, that was just impressive
blue: how the heck?
yellow: i saw the words and everything
Well, in that case!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.