orange (walking into room): why is everyone here? what's going on?
blue: nick, this is an intervention
red: we are all worried about you
orange: cool story, bro!
red: this is exactly why we're all here!
green: you overuse internet memes in normal conversation!
orange (imagining they are in the fry meme): not sure if this is really happening or if this is the most boring dream ever
yellow: stop imagining your face as part of a meme!
blue: we can tel you're doing it!
yellow: this needs to stop
*shades come from the top of the screen and land on orange's face*
DEAL WITH IT
green: well, that was just impressive
blue: how the heck?
yellow: i saw the words and everything
Well, in that case!
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Currently riding the bus to work with a messenger bag full of Monster Energy. #friday
Yeah, I was born in 1901, sure. Just let me look at your age-restricted content please.
It's the year 2187. Robots are cheap and abundant. As you walk to the cafe, one approaches and says "You look great! http://t.co/noyo5RZW70"
A couple years ago, I visited NYC and bought some cool forks because I'm exciting like that.
Going through old code I wrote and found this:
alert("An empty string for a new global brand name? Try that one again; I believe in you!");
I'm starting this Monday off with a burnt tongue and some Limp Bizkit apparently.