orange (walking into room): why is everyone here? what's going on?
blue: nick, this is an intervention
red: we are all worried about you
orange: cool story, bro!
red: this is exactly why we're all here!
green: you overuse internet memes in normal conversation!
orange (imagining they are in the fry meme): not sure if this is really happening or if this is the most boring dream ever
yellow: stop imagining your face as part of a meme!
blue: we can tel you're doing it!
yellow: this needs to stop
*shades come from the top of the screen and land on orange's face*
DEAL WITH IT
green: well, that was just impressive
blue: how the heck?
yellow: i saw the words and everything
Well, in that case!
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In my dreams last night, @CoachJim4UM called me to emphasize how hard he and the team are working. He also sent me a birthday card.about 9 hours ago
I said cut in half. This is more like 4/10ths and 6/10ths.
It pains me greatly to abbreviate things on Twitter.