graph guy: it was my new year's resolution to eat better and be healthy. but being happier was a resolution too!
graph guy: but... eating unhealthy foods makes me happy! those two resolutions conflict! AH! what have i done?!
graph guy: this is tough! what am i supposed to do?! wait. i know i have a graph for this somewhere
x axis: caloric content of meal
y axis: overall life happiness
line is a hump with a peak at a certain point
graph guy: the magical data point does exist! therefore i must find it!
graph guy: yes, triple cheeseburger, but replace the lettuce with bacon and replace the buns with double bacon cheeseburgers.
graph guy (holding burger): yes, this quest will be a delicious one!
I hope all of you out there are achieving your New Year’s resolutions!
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.