graph guy: it was my new year's resolution to eat better and be healthy. but being happier was a resolution too!
graph guy: but... eating unhealthy foods makes me happy! those two resolutions conflict! AH! what have i done?!
graph guy: this is tough! what am i supposed to do?! wait. i know i have a graph for this somewhere
x axis: caloric content of meal
y axis: overall life happiness
line is a hump with a peak at a certain point
graph guy: the magical data point does exist! therefore i must find it!
graph guy: yes, triple cheeseburger, but replace the lettuce with bacon and replace the buns with double bacon cheeseburgers.
graph guy (holding burger): yes, this quest will be a delicious one!
I hope all of you out there are achieving your New Year’s resolutions!
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Currently celebrating five days caffeine-free with a Monster Energy.about 2 hours ago
WITH THESE SOLAR PANELS, WE CAN PRACTICE SELF CARE ON THE GO AND KEEP OUR HUMAN BATTERIES FULLY CHARGED. https://t.co/Lg6WQ1AiYo