graph guy: it was my new year's resolution to eat better and be healthy. but being happier was a resolution too!
graph guy: but... eating unhealthy foods makes me happy! those two resolutions conflict! AH! what have i done?!
graph guy: this is tough! what am i supposed to do?! wait. i know i have a graph for this somewhere
x axis: caloric content of meal
y axis: overall life happiness
line is a hump with a peak at a certain point
graph guy: the magical data point does exist! therefore i must find it!
graph guy: yes, triple cheeseburger, but replace the lettuce with bacon and replace the buns with double bacon cheeseburgers.
graph guy (holding burger): yes, this quest will be a delicious one!
I hope all of you out there are achieving your New Year’s resolutions!
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The man walked in slowly and raised his gun. "I'd like to donate this and abandon my reckless lifestyle", he said.