graph guy: it was my new year's resolution to eat better and be healthy. but being happier was a resolution too!
graph guy: but... eating unhealthy foods makes me happy! those two resolutions conflict! AH! what have i done?!
graph guy: this is tough! what am i supposed to do?! wait. i know i have a graph for this somewhere
x axis: caloric content of meal
y axis: overall life happiness
line is a hump with a peak at a certain point
graph guy: the magical data point does exist! therefore i must find it!
graph guy: yes, triple cheeseburger, but replace the lettuce with bacon and replace the buns with double bacon cheeseburgers.
graph guy (holding burger): yes, this quest will be a delicious one!
I hope all of you out there are achieving your New Year’s resolutions!
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I was walking around in Vegas with a bit of food stuck to my face for like 2 hours. Needless to say, my life is ruined now.about 20 hours ago
My hiccups *hic* are so *hic*so bad right now. *hic*
That guy next to me peed weird
That building I'm walking to was like a mile away
The problem with big buildings is that they always look close...
And with the last percent of his phone's battery, he tweeted "lol lost in some woods for hours lol".