kid (flying a kite): yay!
father: son, don't give that kite too much slack. don't want it to get caught on something
*son gives the kite a lot of slack*
son: heh. i'm such a rebel
son (holding onto string and being pulled into the air): AHH!
son (in the sky with birds): AH!
son (near a plane): AH!
son (kite is caught on a satellite and is now in orbit around the earth): AHHHHHH! -gasp- AHHHHHHH!
father: NOT AGAIN!!!
Yes, it’s a very special kite. And don’t worry, the kid is safe up there in space. He got that kite snagged on a satellite made of food and stuff. They’ll get him down soon.
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
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Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session