kid (flying a kite): yay!
father: son, don't give that kite too much slack. don't want it to get caught on something
*son gives the kite a lot of slack*
son: heh. i'm such a rebel
son (holding onto string and being pulled into the air): AHH!
son (in the sky with birds): AH!
son (near a plane): AH!
son (kite is caught on a satellite and is now in orbit around the earth): AHHHHHH! -gasp- AHHHHHHH!
father: NOT AGAIN!!!
Yes, it’s a very special kite. And don’t worry, the kid is safe up there in space. He got that kite snagged on a satellite made of food and stuff. They’ll get him down soon.
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Rough week so far, dang. I'll finish the comic I started Sunday tonight for tomorrow and then we can all celebrate at your house.
Ooo, it smells like I remembered to make food tonight.
My Number 1 Pet Peeve: dying in a horrible fire.
I slept weird last night. I partially blame the five Jr. Cheeseburgers I ate right before going to bed.
Tomorrow is sport day. Mmmmmmm, excited.
Sorry. My legit enthusiasm didn't come through. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LET'S PLAY THESE GAMES ALREADY!
Jokes on you, everyone-at-work. I wasn't wearing deodorant all day.