kid (flying a kite): yay!
father: son, don't give that kite too much slack. don't want it to get caught on something
*son gives the kite a lot of slack*
son: heh. i'm such a rebel
son (holding onto string and being pulled into the air): AHH!
son (in the sky with birds): AH!
son (near a plane): AH!
son (kite is caught on a satellite and is now in orbit around the earth): AHHHHHH! -gasp- AHHHHHHH!
father: NOT AGAIN!!!
Yes, it’s a very special kite. And don’t worry, the kid is safe up there in space. He got that kite snagged on a satellite made of food and stuff. They’ll get him down soon.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.