Yes, it’s a very special kite.  And don’t worry, the kid is safe up there in space.  He got that kite snagged on a satellite made of food and stuff.  They’ll get him down soon.

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kid (flying a kite): yay!

father: son, don't give that kite too much slack. don't want it to get caught on something

*son gives the kite a lot of slack*

son: heh. i'm such a rebel

son (holding onto string and being pulled into the air): AHH!
father: NO!

son (in the sky with birds): AH!

son (near a plane): AH!

son (kite is caught on a satellite and is now in orbit around the earth): AHHHHHH! -gasp- AHHHHHHH!

father: NOT AGAIN!!!