kid (flying a kite): yay!
father: son, don't give that kite too much slack. don't want it to get caught on something
*son gives the kite a lot of slack*
son: heh. i'm such a rebel
son (holding onto string and being pulled into the air): AHH!
son (in the sky with birds): AH!
son (near a plane): AH!
son (kite is caught on a satellite and is now in orbit around the earth): AHHHHHH! -gasp- AHHHHHHH!
father: NOT AGAIN!!!
Yes, it’s a very special kite. And don’t worry, the kid is safe up there in space. He got that kite snagged on a satellite made of food and stuff. They’ll get him down soon.
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A new comic will be posted on Friday instead of Thursday due to me getting sick from working too much and wearing myself out. Sorry guys!
People with kids seem to develop special morning abilities that I do not have but seriously want.
I'm Dumb: The Sequel
Went to the gym before work again.
That was dumb.