guy: i'm feeling a sudden, powerful urge. an urge to... buy. to buy some kid of electronics things...
guy (stands up quickly and knocks over chair): TO BEST BUY!
*arrives at best buy, stands below sign*
guy: It's Buy Time! *
*new tagline pending
guy: i guess it was more of a look-at-cool-stuff-i-can't-afford urge! whoops!
This has happened to me so many times. And now the one by me has a music section, so I can sit around and play guitar now and continue to not buy things most of the time.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?