guy: i'm feeling a sudden, powerful urge. an urge to... buy. to buy some kid of electronics things...
guy (stands up quickly and knocks over chair): TO BEST BUY!
*arrives at best buy, stands below sign*
guy: It's Buy Time! *
*new tagline pending
guy: i guess it was more of a look-at-cool-stuff-i-can't-afford urge! whoops!
This has happened to me so many times. And now the one by me has a music section, so I can sit around and play guitar now and continue to not buy things most of the time.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.