This may be the only situation even when someone being that close to you in line is ok.  Well, there may be others.  Like if the person behind you was a big dog and was all awesome and stuff.  That would be ok too.

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green: why is the person behind me in line so close to me?! it's just two of us in line!

green: they keep bumping into me too.. soon, i'll be at the counter. soon

green: ok, they are reading their newspaper around me. this is ridiculous. i'm gonna say something

green: no no no, that's too aggressive. i'll just wait it out. it could be worse

girl: i'm sorry, do you mind?
green: nope

green: yup, i'm totally spineless. knowing me, i'm gonna to be trapped like this for the next---

green: whoa, wait! that person is a girl! A GIRL PERSON!

girl: wanna share?
green: yes! yes, please!

green: today is amazing