green: i know what i want to eat tonight! a home-cooked meal! hmm, but what should i cook?
green: well, my cupboards are the empties. the answer lies in a grocery store somewhere
green: whoa. too. many. choices. ok, i need to simplify. grab a quick food
*frank's burgs and franks*
green: i'd like a... um... AHH! still too many choices!
head franker: yo frank! we're out of franks, frank! frank! the franks! no more! nix those franks, frank
green: ha, perfect. one burger, please!
owner: sure thing!
owner (pointing to wall of nearly endless options for a burger*
*availability dependent on current moon phase*
*green looks locked in indecision*
I suffer from Chronic Indecision. Do you?
Also, Happy Thanksgiving, celebrators-of-thanksgiving! And for those not celebrating Thanksgiving, Happy Regular Day!
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