Based on a true story!
The Story: I was walking back home from a college football game and there was a man. This man had a red car, a old Camry I think, and it’s trunk was full of $5 medium cheese pizzas. So of course, I bought one and enjoyed it on my way back to the dorms. This man only appeared once and to this day, I still have no idea what local pizza company he worked for. Or if he even worked for one at all! But thank you, mystery pizza man, that pizza hit the spot just right.
man: $4 large cheese pizzas. now or never.
justin: you're selling pizza out of the trunk of a car
man: they're hot and going fast
justin:hot, as in... stolen... or because they have a high temperature?
man: that's enough with the questions. whataya say? i got the pizza if you got the cash
justin: yeah, i dunno, man
man: lemme put it like this *as he takes off his glasses*
man: four. dollar. pizzas.
justin: ah yes, got it. twenty five, please