red: genie. magic genie. this is my last chance. i wish that everything would go back to normal for everyone.
*rubs a genie lamp*
genie: haHA! normal from what perspective?! i'm gonna have fun with this one! ha!
red: you aren't gonna have any friends if you keep doing this kind of stuff! quit it!
red: i was gonna invite you to my annual best-party-ever because i'm a nice guy. nevermind now though, jeez!
genie: now you're making me feel bad.
red: what is your deal? being nice is an option, you know
genie: ...sorry. i used to be a horrible jerk to people and then someone i bullied wished me into the spot of the previous, much nicer genie. so i've been a little grumpy
red: well, that pretty much explains everything. i appreciate your honesty
genie: no problem
genie (going back into lamp): ok, you're gonna be a cockroach now. bye
red: ah! NO!
genie: just kidding!
red: oh you!
Better hope you get a good genie. Or at least get them into a good mood before you ask for anything.
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