red: hey dude. i got that new phone
yellow: let's see it
red: check it out
yellow: what's the screen size?
yellow: here's my new phone. ultra light weight with a 42" screen. does stuff too
red (holding phone up to face. it says virtual girlfriend and her face is on the screen): meh
red: well anyway, i gotta go
yellow: same here
*red and yellow fly away on their phones*
Hover phones by 2013 or bust!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.