red: hey dude. i got that new phone
yellow: let's see it
red: check it out
yellow: what's the screen size?
yellow: here's my new phone. ultra light weight with a 42" screen. does stuff too
red (holding phone up to face. it says virtual girlfriend and her face is on the screen): meh
red: well anyway, i gotta go
yellow: same here
*red and yellow fly away on their phones*
Hover phones by 2013 or bust!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?