Outta Time
  • Tasia

    I played Skyrim. It was great. My boyfriend is playing it now :)

  • Mr Nice Guy

    I gave up video games for this. http://youtu.be/Nqhct5iluL8 I think it was worth it.

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  • biondino

    My gf doesn't mind me playing Skyrim but the key is to play short sessions and sytop before you're told to/hinted at. At first she even enjoyed watching me and suggested she might like to play it herself. This hasn't happened.

    • http://www.google.com/poop Missing Twat

      One does not simply play Skyrim in short sessions

    • Homefry

      A short Skyrim session is like 2 hours.


    I think that you should have asked for a high-speed video. That way, not only do you have the time, but it's even more intense.

  • Chris Kopcow

    If there's a job to play Skyrim for someone else, I'll take it.

    • wwew


  • Ren

    That 'report' looks suspiciously like 'college'. Is Blue Shirt trying to get all gamers of the world as miserable as he is by getting them all degrees?

  • Giraffe Fan

    I am still trying to convince myself that the video card upgrade I just got was not so Skyrim would look better…. it was necessary for um… excel graphs! They look much sharper now!

  • http://kiwidayn.comicgenesis.com ColdFusion

    am I the only one who had to fill in a captcha today? It said it thought my computer had a wirus.

    • ActualHuman

      Yes you are the only one. you were chosen by Inglip.

  • van

    To be honest, I don't like those whiny comics too much, don't get me wrong, I'm a fan for quite a while now (you'd surprised), but those recent strips are just … meh.

  • Ian Feagins

    "But then I took an arrow in the knee"…. *cue rage*

  • http://cavpollos.webs.com CAV

    Even while being at college sometimes I don't have time to play videogames for months…
    It's terrible =( … and the 2nd report's joke is even more terrible, hehe

  • Pie

    He should just pay someone to do his work for him instead. Or better yet hire an intern for free! Then he'll get paid AND have free time to play games. : D

  • Samantha

    My boyfriend and I had to take turns playing skyrim on the 360, so for christmas I bought him the collectors edition for PS3, now we can both play it at the same time!

    We have lives…. (no really, we do)

  • Justin Barnes

    I get the reference in the bonus panel! Guards sometimes say something like "I used to be an adventurer myself, but then I took an arrow in the knee."

    • Ian Feagins

      That is easily the worst meme that Memebase/4chan/9gag has ever started. Ever. It is just… god awful.

      • Justin Barnes

        Really? I think it's awesome. It's not like any of the other memes made sense when they started out, and taking an arrow to the knee is an awesome thing to say when you don't want to do something. Plus it's a reference to Skyrim. Automatic coolness.

        • Not an S

          Yeah but other memes usually started out with something funny

  • Sarah

    I'm a girlfriend who's boyfriend plays Skyrim. He bought it during the midnight release, so he was pretty excited to get it. Now, I'm the one who bugs him to play cause I like watching it so much. I might start playing it, but then he would never see me!

  • nintendork

    As long as you take breaks for girlfriend-loving time, you can still play Skyrim! I'm the girlfriend of a Skyrim player and i feel just as loved as before :) It's a common conversation topic for us!

  • fan

    arrow in the knee?
    do not get :/

    • Flumo

      It's an inside joke for Skyrim, in every town there's at least one guard that walks by and says " I use to be an adventurer like yourself, but then I took an arrow to the knee". You'll hear them say it like a hundred times while you're playing the game.

    • Danimo

      Google usually works too, you could have had your answer instantly :) Or you could have just read Justin Barnes comment up there from 5 days ago where he explained it.

  • Flumo

    I just had to google hipster and read the urban dictionary definitions and I think I fall under this category, I shop at Salvation Army (cause used clothes are cheap), drink lots of coffee (cause I work night shift) and like old literature and old music and have an AA in psychology.
    I never knew before now, please don't kill me with your music :(

  • Icalasari

    That's why you go on r/skyrim

    You live vicariously through them for FREE!

  • http://haircomics.com/store/ Heather

    Hubby and I play Skyrim on our computers next to each other every night after kiddos are in bed. Hard not to give each other spoilers sometimes, since we do quests in different order, etc.