man: i really wanna play some video games, but i just don't have the time anymore. i really don't like being an adult sometimes
man: had so much time before i graduated and got this job. didn't have much money back then though
man: wait! i got it! i'll hire a college kid to play my video games for me!
man: they can write daily reports for me and i can enjoy gaming vicariously through them!
*reading a report*
skyrim: day 4 summary
hour 20: played game. was pretty great
hour 22: game is still pretty great
pircture of my face during an awesome part *person has a huge smile*
man (looking at report): nope. this is not the same
I really want to play Skyrim, but I also like having a girlfriend, so I’ll just not play Skyrim. I think it’s the right choice.
Also, an Invisible Bread comic made Pleated Jean‘s list of top 60 funniest comics of 2011! Check out the post! There are a ton of great comics in there.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.