blue: wow, i used to be a lot better at multiplayer. whoops. just died
blue: gah! my gaming hiatus was way too long! crap! died again!
blue: whatever. i know i can do this. just do it right from now on.
blue: YES! i KNEW i still had the skills! let's see what it is!
*call of duty: modern warfare 3*
*play multiplayer for two hours without being able to kill a single player. maybe you should play a different game...
*blue is angry*
Moral of the story: Never take a gaming hiatus.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?