This drink is a real thing. It exists at Red Robin and if you aren’t careful, you will be filled with lots of ice cream, root beer and regret. You have been warned.
Also, my t-shirt printer has the order queued up for printing! I hope to be receiving the shirts from them some time next week since I seem to have caught them at a busy time, but soon a lot of us will be important nasa guys!
justin (tearing up): i never thought that something so great could ever be unlimited!
justin (to waiter): i'll have a bottomless root beer float!
justin: this afternoon of joy has turned into an afternoon of pure regret
waiter (holding another root beer float): here's another root beer float for ya! enjoy!
justin (looking absolutely terrified): oh my god NOOOOOOOO! stop it!