orange: urg, my friend buys the absolute worst toilet paper. i hate using his bathroom.
*the toilet paper is shown*
Gets the Job Done "toilet paper"
"1/2 thumb up" - cheap guy
.75 ply recycled sandpaper
orange (holding toilet paper roll): you can seriously judge a friend by the quality of their toilet paper
Can you have less that 1 ply toilet paper? The Gets the Job Done brand certainly believes so. What does .75 ply even mean? My guess is that it’s just a marketing ploy to really emphasize how cheap and terrible their toilet paper is.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.