man: oh boy, this code i'm writing is gonna cause problems in about 10 years
man: doubt this system will even be around by then! ha, whatever!
*10 years later*
robot (holding two people hostage): just one last subroutine and then the human race is ours!
robot: oh no! this function wasn't programmed correctly!
*robot falls to the ground and is smoking*
man: i've save mankind with my lazy programming! yay!
*man is asleep at his desk dreaming*
Lazy programming won’t get you anywhere. Unless you live in the Terminator universe and work for Cyberdyne Systems. In that case, please be as lazy as possible when programming that Skynet project.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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