red (on computer): this internet comment makes me angry. like, way angry.
*like, reply, summon commenter*
*clicks summon commenter*
yellow: AHH! what?! where am i?
red: i read that comment you posted on that news article and i just wanted to say, to your face,
red: you. are. wrong.
*red angrily stares at yellow in silence*
yellow (to self): i swear i turned off that privacy setting. future facebook is weird.
This system could also be used to summon friends and stuff too so hey, that’s not too bad! Just gotta deal with a couple angry internet commenters every once in a while.