woman: you are hardly ever "all here"
woman: how can we have a relationship if i feel like a part of you is almost always missing?
the moon: i can't help it! i go through phases! it's a monthly thing!
woman: yeah, i have those too, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME DISAPPEARING! period.
That moon is a flaky dude. I called him up the other night to go see a movie and he totally ignored my call. I even saw him check his phone! What a jerk!
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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