woman: you are hardly ever "all here"
woman: how can we have a relationship if i feel like a part of you is almost always missing?
the moon: i can't help it! i go through phases! it's a monthly thing!
woman: yeah, i have those too, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME DISAPPEARING! period.
That moon is a flaky dude. I called him up the other night to go see a movie and he totally ignored my call. I even saw him check his phone! What a jerk!
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