green: i am so hungry! it's kinda hard to make or order any food though
green: with these dang pizzahands of mine... wait
pizzahands: my hands are pizza. pizza is edible. I HAVE EDIBLE HANDS!
pizzahands (putting hands in mouth): just a small bite. no one's gonna know!
wizard: alright, i have the reverse spell for your hands. sorry about the spell mix-up.
pizzahands: *chomp* OW!
wizard: stop eating your hands! i can't reverse the spell if you've eaten your pizzahands!
wizard: seriously, i was gone for five minutes!
pizzahands: and I was HUNGRY! *chomp* OW!
Sometimes, you just gotta take a bite of those delicious pizzahands of yours. Hmmmm, pizzahands. I could totally go for some pizza right now. Hands. Pizzahands.
This comic was inspired by this reply during one of my Twitter-assisted comic writing sessions! Thanks @YeahTY!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?