man: it's so cold in this coffee shop.
man (walking): forget it. i'm gonna change the temperature on the thermostat. i'll be a hero.
man (reaching for thermostat): "heroic man turns up heat at local coffee shop" the papers will say. hero time!
*thermostat says the new temperature is 3500 farenheit. above the thermostat, is a post-it note that says don't touch*
man: WHOOPS! oh CRAP! no! NO!
*the other people in the coffee shop are on fire now*
patron 1: FIRE! my only weakness!
patron 2: AHHHHHH!
man (on fire and looking sad): i feel really bad about this...
Ahhhh, these flames are really toasting me up good. I was getting a bit cold! Thanks! Wait, no! N-n-n-n-n-n-no! Too much! TOO MUCH!
My Tweet Action
Happy Friday, everyone!
I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
Spider One dr… https://t.co/fUpFKpiI0j
I like how coaches in the NFL always cover their mouths when talking to their QBs so that no one can lipread what t… https://t.co/OJLejfFyvm