*two people are swinging a jump rope and a kid is jumping it*
*two other people are holding a jump rope and a giraffe is in the middle. the giraffe looks sad*
*the two other people swing the jump rope and it smacks the giraffe in the body because the giraffe is too tall*
Don’t worry, giraffe. You’re still able to use a Skip-It!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.