kid: i don't want to go to the dentist today!
mother: you have to go, son
kid: fine. i'll go to the stupid dentist
*at the dentist*
dentist: let's see what we have here
*kid is in dentist chair*
dentist (looks shocked): you have no teeth! what happened to them?
kid: i pulled them all out! yay, no more tooth doctor!
dentist: you need to go to a different, much worse type of doctor now!
kid: what have i done?!
If you thought you hated the dentist, well, this kid may have you beat.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?